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@The Bloggess I have friends in spite of [email protected] Probably the best meat eater in the [email protected] Nice guys finish [email protected] Amish Chick Will show ankle for five minutes of [email protected] CThorson I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased [email protected] there is a problem with this [email protected] A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his [email protected] social strategy & implementation.will work for [email protected] You know the burnt-out college student in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to herself?Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing...Remember that we are the largest free online dating service, so you will never have to pay a dime to meet your soulmate.Below are some mistakes to avoid (and, sadly, actual headlines we’ve seen). That’s why you’re on a dating site: because you’re looking to meet a woman.The Hey/Hi/Hello Headline Don’t use some form of greeting. You might as well have said “I’m on here because I want to meet women” or “Single and Ready to Mingle.”Use this rule of thumb: if it’s been printed on a mass-produced t-shirt, you might want to avoid it.If it's seven syllables long, I'll sing it to myself in the tune of "Camptown Races"."I'm looking for Mister Right", doo-dah, doo-dah,"Tired of the games men play", oh-bah-doo-dah-day Try it.It's fun if you're easily amused, and what's so great about being hard to amuse?
muahaha(skinny wives out there, don't get mad, it's a joke! Nice to meet you, [email protected] If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of [email protected] I’m @Jason Falls’s wife. Go do something [email protected] I’m 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% [email protected] I once sneezed a beenie weenie through my nose. So you’ve signed up for a dating site like Plenty Of Fish, thought long and hard about your profile, and selected just the right pictures to demonstrate what a great catch you are.It’s the same on POF: Now we’re not going to make any snarky comment about these headlines (but seriously, they’re awful, don’t use them).We just want you to see where they are and what they look like.
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